The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Red Wings vs Bruins
Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99
these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about
ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight
"you’re under arrest sir"
Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back
i told you
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé