Just what you need to change your piercings from basic to baller.
W o w
Changzhou, China. Man bathes his Burmese python in city lake, the reptile floats around freely, and after that the snake comes back to it’s owner.*
Robin Williams (via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
"swearing is so unattractive."
"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth