noodlesxgold:

tobiasxva:

perrymdoig:

Just what you need to change your piercings from basic to baller.

😍

W o w

noodlesxgold:

tobiasxva:

perrymdoig:

Just what you need to change your piercings from basic to baller.

😍

W o w




ewok-gia:

Changzhou, China. Man  bathes  his Burmese python in city lake, the reptile floats around freely, and after that the snake comes back to it’s owner.*



lustphobia:

 

lustphobia:

 

(Source: drugera)



(Source: darlingterror)



I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”
Robin Williams (via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

(Source: paintedlions)



catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks



otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide



triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."



If I have to ask for your attention, then I don’t even want it.
(via mydemisee)

(Source: always-arousedxxx)




elmakias:

ghost-onthealtar:

"If you’re buying something with a label on it, you’re paying for a picture." (x)

I have a Bachelor’s of Science in Nutritional Sciences and I fully support this message.

Someone intelligent agrees with me on the internet, I can go home now. 



(Source: murderousbreakdowns)




(Source: fleurdelunaa)



Don’t ask her to moan. Make her.
(via guy)

(Source: ucanjudge)





sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth